Black is cool. Batman -- who also wears black -- is cooler. Therefore, Batman is the "new" cool (aka, "black").

Got it? I mean, the color black is universally "cool" in all cultures and in all fashion situations/combinations. It just is, and there's really no denying it. 

Basically, wearing the color black implies your every action is stealthy and mysterious, and who doesn't feel confident projecting that curious mystique?

But Batman? He's a new level of cool -- a higher level of black. In fact, a consortium of Gotham City trendsetters, socialites, and YouTube personalities confirmed that, yes, Batman is indeed the new black.

Our Batman Is the New Black Men's T-Shirt confirms what the above consortium already confirmed with giant, thinly rendered, white and distressed letters:

"BATMAN IS THE NEW BLACK!"

And to verify that, yes, this Batman t-shirt is indeed referring to Batman, an equally white and distressed Batman symbol floats below the moderately anemic but still attention-grabbing characters.