Come visit the beautiful and luxurious getaway of Arkham City, the spot of the hit video game of the same name! Tired of crazies at work? Sick of the loonies on the bus? What about the nutters at the park? Meet them head on in the no-holds bar Arkham City! Talk to your local travel agent(a police officer) about arranging a trip to the lovely location. The easiest way to achieve passage to this therapeutic land would be to ride around on a tricycle while speaking in tongues and rubbing peanut-butter jello all over yourself. Yep! That will score you an exclusive room at the ever popular Arkham City! Yes, you may even be able to meet the Batman. I hear he's kicking around there from time to time? Get this official Arkham City Black & White Logo T-Shirt so you don't appear so touristy! Is that a word? Sure is!