Appreciating Batman begins at birth.

Pediatricians recommend that children fresh from the womb receive ample time to create informed decisions regarding their favorite bib, pacifier, stuffed animal, or superhero. To those ill-informed pediatricians, we say this:

It's never too early to teach your children about Batman's superhero superiority, considering he -- or some pre-teen sidekick -- may save said children from a twin-themed kidnapping enacted by Two-Face.

To effectively enable your child's very early -- and necessary -- Batman appreciation, we present our Batman Classic Infant Socks 6-Pack.

Made from a fine, baby-soft blend of 98% polyester and 2% spandex, this 6-pack of Batman socks for infants features, yes, six pairs of unique Batman socks adorned with equally unique Batman identifiers.

Let's take a closer look, shall we?

Pair #1: Two grimacing Gotham guardians!
Pair #2: Blue stripes and a classic Batman Symbol!
Pair #3: Everyone's favorite onomatopoeia induced by giant explosives with excessively long fuses!
Pair #4: Batman's logo and symbol!
Pair #5: The classic-classic Batman logo framed by bat-shaped cape!
Pair #6: Yellow and blue Batman symbols!