RING RING. Hello, Operator? Yes, I would like to talk to Batman please. Whaddya mean you can't put me through? I need some kind of flood light? What is this, the Wild West...would smoke signals work? Ugh, ok....where do I find one of these signals? Oh...top of the police station? Right...thanks for your time.

I wonder if Bruce Wayne ever notices the Bat Signal while he is out and he has to pretend like he doesn't care. For that matter, I wonder if anybody notices when Bruce Wayne disappears shortly after the appearance of the signal. Oh well.....at least this 1.25 inch Calling Batman Button works. Well, it won't put you through to Batman but at least if Batman sees you he'll know he is being called.