If only Commissioner Gordon would have wrapped a young Bruce Wayne in the soft 100% polyester Batman Symbol Fleece Blanket we probably would have had a much nicer Batman, if any Batman at all! Young Bruce could have decided to go home, and make the best of his life and leave all of that revenging and justice-ing to the meta humans, wholly reassured by the 45'' by 60'' Batman Symbol Fleece Blanket. Actually, scratch that. That would probably create a paradox where Bruce Wayne never becomes Batman so then how would he get the blanket that inspired him in the first place? Ah, logical loops.