Forged with those of you with a latent X-Gene, the X-Men Distressed Symbol Men's Hoodie is made from 55% cotton and 45% polyester and features a worn symbol of Xavier's Institute of Higher Learning! I think that means you get free room and board there assuming you can find it...and you are a mutant.

Just think about how warm you'll be while cloaked in the mighty trappings of this X-Men hoodie. Everybody knows this symbol and since it has a purposefully worn appearance they will assume you were on that team lead by Vulcan and that's why nobody remembers you.