Magneto is your roommate. 

Yes, you were accepted to the prestigious Xavier academy for your ability to generate a psychic starfish that only comes out during painful digestive issues.

And that means you need to eat dairy.

Anyway, you made it, but it's not the emancipating, celebratory experience you were hoping for. A newly reformed Magneto is your roommate, and he's currently wearing your X-Men Property of Xavier School Unisex Pajama Pants.

Made from an extremely soft cotton, these Xavier School pajama pants for men and women feature the official Xavier Crest.

Below the crest, the words "Property of Xavier School" written in vertical, collegiate text running along the leg.

More reasons why these lounge pants are simply the coolest:

• Soft? Oh, yeah.
• An elastic waistband with drawstring tie.
• Unisex sizing for all comers -- men, women, and perhaps teenage mutants taking summer courses.
• Spacious pockets.