Made from 100% cotton, this white t-shirt features a classic, distressed image of Superman rendered in blue outline in front and...your freakin' certificate proving to your friends and family, once and for freakin' all, that you ARE, in fact, an official member of the not-at-all-imaginary Supermen of America organization!  You learned the handshake, you speak the Super-tongue and if you stare at a wall long enough, you may be able to see..something that may or may not be on the other side of it.  Usually, after 17 hours of wall staring, the imagination takes over and the judge usually just grants you membership based on determination.

What makes this t-shirt exceptionally awesome is that it's from quality t-shirt maker, trunk Ltd, so it's very soft and part of a severely limited print run.  Trunk Ltd is right up there with Junk Food, if that gives you an idea of the quality we're talking about here.  You can see the exceptional craftsmanship in the double-stitched seams and the silver-stitched stripes bordering said seams and running the length of the T-shirt.  You want to be one of the highly regarded Supermen of America? Yeah?  You want it to be as close to official as it could possibly be?  Well, then.....buy this shirt, soon-to-be-imaginary-official-member!