This is what it looks like when Superman makes a door.

Yep, when Superman creates his own means of ingress through a twenty-million-ton mountain -- with his fists -- it looks every bit as epic as the painterly image adorning our Superman Breakout by Alex Ross Men's T-Shirt.

Made from 100% cotton and 10,000% unaffordable high-art, this black Superman t-shirt for men features a striking image of Superman rendered by popular realist painter Alex Ross!

How realistic is this realist painting of hyper-realism painted by realist painter Alex Ross? Extremely. You can hear the pebbles of recently pulverized Earth pelting Superman's shoulders, and feel the supportive sunlight emblazoning his super-back.

And, if you listen closely enough, you can hear Superman's footfalls echoing softly as he takes his first steps through a Superman-made tunnel.