Superman doesn't like the rain one bit. You know what it is like moving at the speed of a bullet in a torrential downpour? It is like having a million stinging needles smacking you in the face at mach 5. YOU try keeping your eyes open! Superman also hates wet socks. Superman lives above the Arctic Circle, and as such anything that has any kind of moisture to it becomes rock hard and immensely uncomfortable. If only Superman had a pair of nice boots...Oh, well look-y what I've found here. The Superman Fist-Up Kids Rubber Rain Boots!

We don't have adult sizes, which sucks for the Man of Steel, but your little Superboy or Supergirl should have no problem fitting into these! Made of a durable rubber, these boots will be sure to keep your rugrat's feetsies warm...plus they'll be super styling with a bold image of Superman prepared to lay the smack down.  These Superman rain boots also feature full net-lining, deluxe, non-slip soles and steel shanks! 

Nobody is going to take anybody's milk money EVER AGAIN.