How do you properly worship the most beloved astromech droid of all time?? Like THIS:

How do you exalt the great and all-knowing R2-D2 with a side order of tasteless, self-aware, 70s sweater fashion?

You slap a giant, lovingly knit R2-D2 -- the very first cinematic space droid to receive US citizenship -- onto a purposely ostentatious Christmas sweater, and you wear the gloriously tacky thing all year round.

This perfectly ridiculous and supremely knitted R2-D2 sweater reflects the homemade, tediously crafted Christmas sweaters of the '70s and '80s while paying homage to a mechanized sci-fi icon stating "I love you" in the cutest barrage of "bloops" and "bleeps."

Incredibly important facts regarding your brand-new Star Wars R2-D2 Cozy R2 Ugly Men's Christmas Sweater:

• A massive, carefully knitted rendering of R2-D2. Massive.
  
  
• Diamond-shaped patterns surrounding and encasing R2-- they look very much like the tread left behind by a certain droid's foot-rollers.
  
  
• Wrap-around patterns of snowflakes and Rebel symbols rendered in various shapes and patterns.
  
  
• The sleeves? Adorned with the aforementioned flakes, tread, patterns, and Rebel symbols.
  
  
• Light blue elastic highlights adorning the wrists, collar, and waist.
  
  
• Knitted outer layer with a soft fleece interior.
  
  
• Machine wash cold, gentle cycle.