Because Stormtrooper boots will skin you alive.

Being a Stormtrooper, you had the misfortunate of wearing armored boots without socks. The experience was....painful.

Thankfully, the Empire decided to allot all Stormtoopers the Star Wars Stormtroopers Crew Socks 2-Pack -- it resulted in far fewer cases of crippling chafing below the knee.

Yes, this two-pack of Star Wars socks celebrates the Empire's favorite disposable foot soldiers with sock-length Stormtrooper images and floating armored craniums.