Nice hat FN-2199, looking good!

When it comes to Stormtroopers I’d much rather run into FN-2187 than somebody like FN-2199. That dude is the worst. He takes things waaaay too seriously. But even a Jabroni like that looks smart when he’s wearing one of these New Era Stormtrooper hats.

The hat comes in black with a white brim reminding the civilians of your rank. Even if you’re having an ice cream and laughing at some Hedberg jokes, the trooper on your cap will keep everyone in line with his tough scowl. The back has an adjustable strap so you can make it fit like a glove.