We know what you're thinking.

You're thinking, "Those heartless, intergalactic trade barons are selling illegally procured Wookie area rugs!" And by "illegally procured," we're quite sure you mean "hunted, killed, and skinned alive."

Stop picketing outside the office and bullying us on Twitter -- our Wookie Skin Area Rug is 100% manufactured and artificial. It is NOT the result of hunting an ancient, endangered species for the sole purpose of decorating your log cabin.

Now, with that out of the way, we ask that you completely ignore the "wrongful death" lawsuit filed by Chewbacca's family.

We also recommend you overlook the jailing of several corporate officers linked to incredulous transmissions confiscated by The Resistance, and three-thousand images of a so-called "slaughterhouse" hidden on Endor.

Damn it.

APRIL FOOLZ!

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