Because you prefer beeping over speaking.

Yes, you're a little obsessed with America's favorite Astromech droid, R2-D2.

In fact, at every opportunity, you drink from R2-D2-shaped mugs, brush with R2-D2 toothbrushes, and against the advice of your therapist, speak in piercing beeps and whistles.

At the height of your unhealthy obsession, you made your own R2-D2 dress out of a white trash bag and blue painter's tape. Welcome to your intervention courtesy of the Star Wars R2-D2 Women's Mesh Back Skater Dress.

Made from a blend of stretchy polyester and spandex, this R2-D2 dress for women features carefully printed control patterns, faux-functioning diodes, and R2's evident ocular scopes.

Does the design continue on the back? 

Yes, it does, but not the upper-back. You see, the upper-back is rendered in a light and airy mesh for superior ventilation.

With stretchy blue highlights surrounding the arm portals and collar, this women's Star Wars dress is a (slightly) more healthy way to convey your R2 appreciation.