Porg Soup? You wouldn't dare!

The latest cuddly creatures in the Star Wars universe -- the Ewoks for a new generation of fans -- are the bird-like Porgs; they're indigenous to the planet Ahch-to, Luke's new stomping ground for effective self-loathing.

Apparently, they're annoying, but taste great -- and Luke makes a mean Porg stew that, completely by accident, strengthens Rey's connection to the Force.

Our Star Wars Last Jedi 6-Inch Plastic Soup Bowl is great for soup -- yes, Porg-free soup -- and celebrating the second episode of the third Star Wars trilogy.

The familiar cast of 'Trilogy III' wraps around the bowl in distinctly colored swatches, including Rey, Luke, Poe Dameron, Finn, and Chewbacca (with Porg).

Rendered in a durable plastic with a high-gloss finish, this Last Jedi soup bowl also functions as an ice cream bowl, a porridge bowl, and a...uh...coffee bowl.

• Dishwasher safe
• Made with melamine -- a durable and break-resistant material
• BPA free
• Do not microwave