Because 500 Darth Vader heads aren't enough.

Yes, our Star Wars Darth Vader Icons Crew Socks are certainly packed with a significant number of floating Darth Vader craniums.

But I suspect we could fit another 600,000 in the space between preexisting Vader heads, allowing for nearly infinite choruses of "No, I am your father," or "I find your lack of faith disturbing."

Anyway, barring the addition of several thousand Darth Vader think-boxes, these Darth Vader crew socks for men and women feature, yes, a liberal slathering of Darth Vader craniums.

How many craniums could we fit on these cleverly patterned Star Wars socks? Give me a red crayon and about 75 minutes.