Only by being mysteriously revived by alley cats (after falling out of a window to your death) can you really make a difference in Gotham City. 

Being a mild-mannered corporate junkie by day might work for some Daily Planet employees, but for Selina Kyle, working as a secretary for murderous business mogul Max Shreck is not a healthy way to make a living.

What's a girl to do? Slip on a feline bodysuit as Catwoman, of course -- and no, we're not talking about that nightmare that starred Halle Berry (it's a bad dream everyone just wants to forget).

Sexy, sultry, and sinfully deadly, you can make like Michelle Pfeiffer in this Catwoman Batman Returns Women's T-Shirt and show those bad guys that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

And because this Catwoman t-shirt for women is made from 100% cotton, you won't have to worry about getting around town in uncomfortable, self-stitched skin-tight latex.

Honestly, all you really need now is a whip and a few sharpened thimbles capable of penetrating rubbery Bat-armor.