Because Wonder Woman isn't complicated.

Yes, she's been alive for, like, fifty-thousand years and traveled to wondrous planes of existence populated by Gorgons and Kraken.

Regardless of her many adventures and immortal lineage, Wonder Woman isn't overly complex -- she just wants what everyone else wants, including love, compassion, truth, understanding, and..uh...a barn full of baby unicorns.

Anyway, besides that last bit, Wonder Woman likes to keep it simple -- a facet of her personality conveyed on our Wonder Woman Minimalist Men's T-Shirt. 

Made from 100% cotton, this maroon Wonder Woman t-shirt for men features a minimalistic Wonder Woman sans most of her beguiling facial features -- which is fine, considering this is a stylistic representation and not an outright glamour shot. 

So, if you're a fan of Diana's otherworldly but surprisingly simple outlook, this Wonder Woman tee embraces (and conveys) Diana's inspiring (and exotic) simplicity.