Instead of dodging bullets with bracers, you'll be wrestling sleepy-time sheep with the 100% polyester Wonder Woman Costume Women's Footed Pajamas! The good thing about sleepy-time sheep is that once you get one of them pinned, you're off to the Land of Nod! Whaddya mean, you've been counting them? You have it all wrong, my friend. All wrong! Idolizing the famous princess from Themyscira, the Wonder Woman Costume Women's Footed Pajamas even has traction on the 'footers'; you wouldn't want one of those sheep catching you flat footed! You take a minus 4 to your armor class for that sort of thing.

Note that the costume image is only on the front!