The streets are filthy, filled with the the abyssal despair of the politicians and, the, um, 'ladies of the night'. You know what? I kinda have to keep these toned down so I'll just talk about the Watchmen Smiley 3" Button! Based on the Comedian's famous accessory and the item that starts the entire Watchmen story off, the Watchmen Smiley 3" Button will help you fight off giant tentacle space aliens. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about.