You'll never forget your keys, or the excruciating head trauma that befell you for forgetting your keys.

Our Walking Dead Negan Pocket Pop Keychain is a cute, soft-plastic caricature of the not-cute-but-ruggedly-handsome-and-mostly-sinister Negan -- he's preparing to administer a mortal pummeling via baseball bat.

Why? Because you forgot your keys for like, the 17th time in under 24 hours. You needed to be taught a serious lesson. A lesson that only Negan -- and a bat wrapped in barbed wire -- could teach.

Yes, the 2" Negan figure dangling from a sturdy keyring pummeled you for at least 75 minutes since you casually -- and repeatedly -- misplaced it.

With a serious lack of teeth, a missing eye, and a barely discernible chin, something tells me you'll never misplace your Negan keychain again.