This is what happens when the United States government gets a hold of Venom.

Do they try to contain it? Ensnare it? Destroy it so it never rears its ugly, forever salivating grin again? No. They attempt to chemically suppress the symbiote and affix it to willing military participants -- specifically, Flash Thompson.

So, Flash bonds with a less emotional alien symbiote and rights wrongs with his considerable symbiote-enhanced strength. Go, Agent Venom!

Made from a blend of cotton and polyester, our Agent Venom Logo Adjustable Snapback Hat features a carefully embroidered Agent Venom symbol affixed to a very black hat.

Celebrating the begrudgingly patriotic and repurposed parasite, this Agent Venom hat for men and women is absolutely nifty.

And here's why it's absolutely nifty:

• A curved and black bill.
• On the back, a carefully embroidered, potentially sticky Venom logo.
• Stitched taping crisscrossing the hat's interior.
• An adjustable snapback tab for secure closure.