Made from 65% polyester and 35% cotton, this super-soft, heather gray t-shirt features a classic, purposely distressed image of Thor and Hulk pounding the living hell out of each other while inadvertently leveling a sports stadium or two.

And I mention "heather gray" because the heather, or subtle marbling effect is in full swing here, showing soft, interwoven transitions between lighter and darker threading.

So, who wins in this deeply contested contest between titans both godly and violently man-made? Well, I want to say Thor, but if he loses Mjolnir he's seriously up poop-creek. Hulk is like, the personification of humanity's rage with an always proportional amount of ever-evolving strength. 

But Thor's like, a god. Or, a highly-advanced alien whose power-set is limited only by thought. How in the hell can he/it lose to the Hulk? Look, there are certainly cases to be made for each contender, but if you choose the Hulk, well, you're just wrong.