The first rule of gladiatorial combat: avail yourself of expectations.

Because, regardless of how well-armored, well-armed, or god-like you happen to be, you have NO IDEA who -- or what -- awaits you in the arena. Of course, if it's a gamma-powered co-worker, you're seriously _ _ _ _ ed.

Measuring 1.25" high, this soft-vinyl Thor keychain from FUNKO features a ridiculously cute iteration of the mighty Thor adorning his movie-specific, Thor Ragnarok attire, including the following Kirby-inspired articles:

• Viking-themed space-helm, light armor, mace, and shield!
• Beard! He has a beard now!
• Chopped godly locks! 
• Red, circuit board-themed war paint!
  
  

Oh, and your new Thor Ragnarok Thor Funko Pocket Pop Keychain is also a bobble head! It nods to the driving beat of Led Zeppelin's "Immigrant Song."