So, you like Thor. You love Mjonlir. And you also enjoy the freedom from public embarrassment that a device designed to keep your pants up offers you. So why don't you already own the Thor Retro Mjolnir Web Belt? What's it going to take to finally put this one-size-fits-most military-clasp-closure web belt into your cart?? How 'bout that bottle opener nestled cozily behind the clasp? Yes, that's right - behind this belt's metal clasp rests a handy bottle opener, just waiting to come to your aid when you want to open that (curiously non-corked) bottle of mead! I knew that would do it! Enjoy your Thor Retro Mjolnir Web Belt!!