A very warm hat that reminds you of your specific godly station.

In case someone isn't sure which godly position you currently inhabit -- regardless of the thunder destabilizing tectonic plates and the lighting scorching several local steak houses -- we recommend this position-affirming Thor God of Thunder Laplander Beanie.

Yes, this soft and warm Thor laplander reminds all unworthy onlookers of your particular godly handle with a wrap-around logo rendered in sizable blue lettering: "GOD OF THUNDER."

Below the logo, a subtle and embroidered hammer symbol.

With jagged wintery patterns covering the laplander's remaining surface area, this stylish Thor beanie also features dangling laplander braids rendered in blue and black hair pulled from a flying goat.

And capping this immaculate cold-weather Thor hat, a super-soft, black, blue and gray pom-pom. It's incredibly soft, which is a very inaccurate descriptor when yapping about Thor.