Prevent cold legs while prolonging the Cold War.

Between super-secret missions for the Soviet Union, you're immediately placed in a deep cryogenic freeze (after receiving a litany of soothing, seemingly unrelated terms to clear recent mission parameters).

The mostly immoral Soviet scientists, remarkable for their work, are also remarkable for crafting comfortable, stylish attire to convey the party preference --  the perfect "inactive wear" for their sleeping super-assassin.

And yes, this is me blatantly segueing to our EXCLUSIVE Winter Soldier Mission Report Men's Pajama Pants. Because the Winter Soldier wears them. While he sleeps. Between missions.

Made from a soft 50% cotton/ 50% Polyester blend, these Winter Soldier pajama pants for men feature a simulated sampling of mindwiped Bucky's cybernetic arm layered with the Soviet star.

Beneath said plated shoulder, the Winter Soldier logo runs along the leg, also rendered as illustrated steel.

More reasons why your brand-new Winter Soldier pajamas are simply the coolest:

• Soft? Oh, yeah.
• An elastic waistband with drawstring tie.
• Button-down fly.
• Spacious pockets for grenades, or perhaps that mostly worn picture of Bucky and Steve armwrestling a mechanical gorilla at the World's Fair.