You ever take a moment to realize how really strange the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are? Fighting talking brains, mindless ninjas, all sorts of robots designed to look for mice, and giant humanoid flies? It's okay though, the Turtles get taught by a Rodent of Unnatural Size in the ways of karate. Wait, what are we thinking? That doesn't make anything okay! THE WORLD DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. Well, suppose we can just curl up with this 100% cotton t-shirt hosting a distressed image of the TMNT logo. Nothing needs to make sense with this piece of armor!