Delivering justice one hat trick at a time.

An odd comparison? Not really -- Casey Jones uses hockey sticks (and pucks) to assail assailants.

If Casey's teammates are incapacitated (the TMNTs), and it's simply Casey vs. an insurmountable opposition (the Foot Clan), he'll still find a way to slam that puck directly into the crotches of several well-armed goalies.

Our adjustable TMNT Casey Jones Seatbelt Belt -- made from actual seatbelt material -- features a succession of Casey Jones craniums armed with crossing hockey sticks and equally protective hockey masks.

And since this is, in fact, a seatbelt, this Casey Jones belt for men and women -- based on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' eccentric ally -- features a solid-metal seatbelt buckle with push-button release.