Unfortunately, the 1.25 inch diameter Star Trek Next Generation Insignia Button will not act as a universal translator or a teleporter beacon. It will, however, let everybody know that you may or may not be a member of Starfleet! Yeah, I think you manage to sneak into Starfleet by stealing the Admiral's convertible and..wait, how does that get you into Starfleet? Well, I've been told that works so you might as well get the Star Trek Next Generation Insignia Button. Picard will be pleased with your decision.