100% Cotton, Distressed Spider-Man On Target T-Shirt! Spiderman is your best friend. Except when, you know, you try to hang out with the guy and then someone dressed like an animal comes crashing through the window. Boy, that gets old. Let's be honest: the guy's a walking target for all things bad. Remember that time you went camping? Remember who showed up halfway through a bag of Marshmallows? No, not Patsy the Pleasant Forest Nymph! Remember who almost died at the hands of Water Buffalo Guy, or whatever he called himself? That's right; it was you. That was the last time you set up the Spider-tent, wasn't it? Ah, memories.