Become Spider-Man, but still manage to have fun. 

Uncle Ben always said, “With great power comes great responsibility." Don't forget this sage advice while you're out causing mischief on Halloween night while wearing this Spider-Man costume mask; you never know when your Spidey reflexes will be needed to save your city from evil.

Or, you know, people will realize it's just a costume because this is real life, and you'll have a great time at whatever Halloween party you're at, without a care in the world. That's more likely, actually. This Halloween, be a relaxed, unburdened Spider-Man who eats tons of candy.