SHAZAMA!

Honestly, the idea of being hit by lightning is a bit distressing, so this Shazam Distressed Symbol tank top makes perfect sense. When young Billy Batson shouts the magic word "Shazam" and Sh-Blam! he transforms into Captain Marvel, but after 6 or 8 or 730 times, that lightning's got to wear on a tank top. Ya know those letters SHAZAM stand for the ancient gods and heroes who give Captain Marvel his powers, maybe adding another A for Athena (a fine all 'rounder of a goddess, including weaving) would save some wear on the suit...so "SHAZAMA!" strength, speed, wisdom, and a nice new suit...

Anyway, this snazzy red Shazam tank top gives you that distressed, "hit by lightning" look without the bad hair day and melted zippers, so throw this baby in your cart and don't wear a tinfoil hat in the rain.