Because lounging immediately follows punishing.

And that makes sense, considering punishing (shooting, stabbing, stomping) takes a lot of time, and burns a lot of energy.

So, after washing off the stench of unrelenting punishing -- and after all the guns are cleaned and reloaded -- Frank Castle slaps on the Punisher Classic Skull Symbol Men's Shorts and binges The Defenders.

Made from 100% cotton, these soft and comfortable Punisher shorts feature a sizable Punisher skull symbol and reinforced stitching lining the sides.

Let's break it down:

• Elastic waistband with drawstring tie.
  
  
• Two spacious pockets!
  
  
• A nifty faux-fly! 
  
  
• Easily transforms into makeshift bandages or a Rambo-esque headband!