Staring at this Super Mario Bros. wallet for more than .0007 seconds will elicit the classic jumping sounds of a surprisingly athletic plumber and the sparse, equally bouncy soundtrack.

So, take a look and let the wonders of 1985 overtake your Nintendo-deficient present. 

How does this Super Mario Bros. Bi-Fold Wallet effectively immerse you in nostalgia??

Is does so with a perfect 8-bit reproduction of Mario standing, walking, running, and leaping. His perfectly pixilated charge occurs between the raised, accurately lettered Super Mario Bros. logo.

What's inside? On the right, 4 stitched pockets for multiple cards, coupons, and card-like items. The bottom pocket boasts an indented Super Mario Bros. logo.

The left sports an ID slot covered in clear plastic. Yep, it's for your "Nintendo Champion" certificate.

More Extremely Important Details About Your NEW Mario Bros. Wallet!

• Measures 4.25" across and nearly 3.5" high (closed).
• Measures 8" across and nearly 3.5" high (open).
• Made from a blend of polyurethane (faux leather) and polyester.