You'll never forget your first journey to Mushroom Kingdom.

Since 1985, you've been rescuing Princess Peach from the clutches of Bowser across several games and across several Nintendo Entertainment Systems.

The first time you flattened a Goomba, you were hooked -- you would return to Mushroom Kingdom, with Luigi in tow, and flatten more Goombas (and maybe, just maybe, rescue Princess Peach).

Celebrating your Super Mario addiction -- an addiction you've maintained since, yes, 1985 -- we present the nostalgia-enabling Super Mario Distressed Navy Men's T-Shirt.

Made from 100% cotton, this navy-blue Super Mario t-shirt conveys an 80's-dipped fashion sense with a purposely distressed graphic --

-- Mario streaks across multi-colored striping, and directly in front of the official SUPER MARIO BROS. logo.

(PS - This t-shirt has a serious squirrel suit deficiency).