Made from 100% Cotton, this soft, yellow-cream, juniors-cut t-shirt for women features a purposely faded and distressed image of Mighty Mouse saving the hell out of an endangered damsel-mouse! One second, she was dragging nectarines across the vast,  pristine expanse of kitchen tile, the next....3 house cats, each armed with rolling pins, demanding she pay them double the usual protection money.  Thankfully, Mighty Mouse showed up, gnawed them into the shape and likeness of Christmas cookies at sub-light speed and flew Maisey Mouse to the nearest...uh...gate. 

You a fan of the obscurely popular today what was once super popular some 60 some years ago?  You appreciate the odd structure and flow of the previous sentence?  You like Mighty Mouse?  You....womanly?  Well, then.  I think this Mighty Mouse tee for junior-women is for....you!  No, not you.  YOU!  With the Mighty Mouse plastic bowling set!