Help your cat meet its maker.

If you’re looking for a catnip that might induce trance-like states in kitty cats, allowing them to spiritually convene with Bast, the ancient Wakandan Panther god, our Kimoyo Catnip will absolutely aid in Mr. Whiskers’ spiritual evolution.

Made from carefully ground heart-shaped herb – indigenous Wakandan plant life infused with Vibranium from the “Great Mound” – this psyche-supplementing catnip is completely non-toxic, non-addictive, and safe for personal consumption.

Basically, we’re giving you permission to pack this in a ceramic wizard pipe, smoke it for about an hour, and wait for the colorful throngs of Wankandan ancestry to perform Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band in its entirety.

And no, they will absolutely NOT, under any circumstances, play “Freebird.” 

APRIL FOOLZ!

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