He deflects bullets, lasers, and your crappy attitude.

Your dad can handle a lot. I mean he needs to be invincible considering you're a tornado in the kitchen and you hurl curse words like kitchen knives.

Thankfully, he tolerates you on your worst days because he knows the best is yet to come. Of course, if you're especially abrasive, he'll simply knock you unconscious with a low-impact Repulsor beam and down half a bottle of scotch.

And then the other half.

Made from 100% cotton, our Iron Man I'm The Invincible Dad Men's T-Shirt celebrates your especially inventive, mostly intoxicated father with a classic, sizable, sick-of-your-crap Iron Man cranium.

Above and below said purposely distressed cranium, the words "I'M THE INVINCIBLE DAD." And you thought "Dad" was going to be "Iron Man," but it wasn't. Fooled you!

So, celebrate your eccentric, pleasantly sauced father with this boastful Iron Man t-shirt for men.