Stark Industries: Making things easier because drinking makes things harder.

Our self-ironing Iron Man iron – developed by Tony Stark because A) he was drunk, and B) he hates to iron while drinking -- has a blistering, egotistical AI that will eventually concede to ironing after you mention its superior ironing acumen.

Powered by a silently cycling Arc Reactor, this very helpful Mark-IV Steam Iron – although unbearably sardonic -- will spread and flatten wrinkles while hovering 10” above your underappreciated and poorly cared for dress pants.

And no, there is no app. And no, you do NOT control it from your phone. This Iron Man iron is dangerously self-aware – a fact it will mention loudly, repeatedly, and with howling, flashing sirens until you brain it with a mop and apply a forceful factory reset.

APRIL FOOLZ!

See more April Fools products.