Because you regularly fight the military. In the desert.

And regardless of your nearly invincible form that can effortlessly batter tanks with helicopters, combating the US army in extreme temperatures usually results in extreme thirstiness.

Thankfully, Bruce banner was smart enough to fill The Incredible Hulk Nalgene Kids 12oz Water Bottle before his anger grew...unmanageable.

Made from durable, clear-green plastic, this 12oz Hulk water bottle for kids features -- first and foremost -- an image of the Hulk raging behind his very own logo.

Spinning it around, we see another image of the Hulk plus graduated markings assessing your fluid level in milliliters.

You want more features regarding this handy Hulk bottle? 

More features regarding your brand-new Hulk water bottle:

• Features a one-handed push-button for easy open/close.
• Leakproof closure swings open to reveal high-flow drinking spout!
• Closing apparatus also acts as a handle!
• Locking bail for ultimate insurance against leaks!
• Dishwasher safe.
• Do NOT microwave.
• NOT intended for hot or carbonated beverages.