Because Hydra has the best employee benefits.

As an agent of Hydra, you're granted AMAZING medical insurance, a killer dental plan, and some extremely generous profit sharing initiatives.

And, for every lump, bump, scar and black eye received at the end of Cap's shield, you earn yourself a medal, a $5k bonus, and a pants-securing Hydra Logo Red & Black Seatbelt Belt. 

This adjustable Hydra belt -- made from actual seatbelt material -- features a row of red and repeating Hydra symbols. Because repetition guarantees success. Eventually.

And since this is, in fact, a seatbelt, this Hydra belt for men and women features a solid-metal seatbelt buckle with push-button release.