This is what happens when you put the 1980s in a blender with Harley Quinn.

No, it does NOT result in a smooth, strawberry-tasting fruit drink mixed with Pop Rocks® candy and a lethal concentration of high-fructose corn syrup. 

It results in a post-1980s Harley sharing space with a neon, upside down triangle filled with a pulsing blue grid. I'm thinking 'Tron' and a 'Journey's Greatest Hits' album that never stops playing.

Made from 100% cotton, this black Harley Quinn t-shirt for men proves that Harley Quinn -- although created in the 1990s -- is an 80s girl at heart. 

I mean, she absolutely adores Cyndi Lauper, and sings "Girls Just Want to Have Fun" while cruising through Gotham City -- the top is down, Catwoman's driving, and Ivy just knocked over a traffic light with a sewer-grown birch tree.