Wanna be faster than a speeding bullet? Leap tall buildings in a single bound? Become more powerful than a locomotive? Unfortunately the 100% polyester Red Superhero Cape will not really enable you to do any of these things, but everyone will think you can, and that's worth something, right? I like dropping mine out of bags at places so people think I'm hiding my superhero identity, then moments later jumping out of a window. Learn from my mistakes and make sure you're on the ground floor first.

This cape measures 26" wide across the top, 44" wide across the bottom, and 40" long from top to bottom.