Coming in at an impressive 1 inch tall, the GOTG Vol. 2 Rocket Raccoon Funko Pocket Pop Keychain has Bradley Cooper's character showing off his elite dual-wield skills. I wonder if he takes an off-hand penalty? Probably not! He spends enough time around firearms and explosives to understand how all of that works anyways. Assuming Baby Groot isn't sabotaging him, that is! 

Based on the sequel to Guardians of the Galaxy, this sweet Rocket keychain will protect your keys with the fervor and ingenuity known the universally. Either that or just make your keys look that much more interesting while showing off your affection for a certain modified varmint. Whatever comes first, really!