The Groot hat made from real Groot!

Yes, Groot -- at our behest (and with Rocket's blessing) -- grew accurate, wearable renditions of his bark-covered cranium for mass consumption.

After Groot signed the papers and Rocket sang "We're in the Money" while circling the room with a jet pack, Groot handed us a large branch sprouting several GOTG Groot Armor 59Fifty Fitted Hats.

These EXCLUSIVE hats grown by Groot -- and made infinitely more comfortable by New Era -- accurately reflect the sentient alien tree's wooden exterior and foliage-spotted form.

Let's break it down:

• A smooth, vinyl-like body covered in simulated wood grain complete with engraved and embroidered accents.
  
  
• The head extends above the crown with simulated flaps of bark.
  
  
• A crown made from REAL GRAIN WOOD! That's right, the top is layered in smooth, dark brown chips made from a wood mixture -- it's surrounded by leaf-sprouting branches.
  
  
• Carefully embroidered facial features peeking out from the soft faux-wood veneer.
  
  

The bill? Flat and continuing the wooden appearance with engraved lines and embroidery.

Under the bill? An illustrated, full-color image of Groot emerging from either himself, or a forest.

Hey! What's on the back?? An embroidered Guardians of the Galaxy symbol layers the continuing wood-flesh.

The official New Era sticker? It's right there, resting soundly under the bill.

The lining? A soft interior featuring illustrated tree rings speckled with glowing star-stuff. Because he's an alien.

A comfortable headband layered with "GROOT" rendered in brown, branch-formed letters.

All the dependable characteristics of a high quality New Era Hat:

• The embroidered New Era logo resting on the hat's right side.
• The stitched taping crisscrossing the hat's interior.
• The official New Era tag, also inside the hat!
• This fitted 59Fifty hat is available in specific sizes for specific head shapes.