When you piss Star-Lord off, you'll get more than just a fake wind-up middle finger right up in your face.

Chris Pratt's Peter Quill in the Guardians of the Galaxy movies may be a potty-mouthed, wisecracking smart-ass who's all about the sarcastic humor, but when he gets right down to business, he REALLY gets down to business (especially if you tell him Thor's got bigger muscles).

You wouldn't want him to be charging at you in full battle gear like that, would you? Then again, if you're wearing this officially licensed Guardians of the Galaxy Star-Lord Away Button on you, you'll prove to him just how much you support all his gallivanting adventures in space -- and the fact that he's put on a little weight.