I am Groot. He is Groot. She is Groot. And now, it's your turn.

Here's what we can't do:

We can't actually turn you into an alien tree-person traversing the known (and terrifyingly unknown) cosmos with the Walkman™-brandishing Guardians of the Galaxy.

Here's what we can do:

We can cover your head with something very reminiscent of Groot's bark-covered cranium.

Our GOTG Groot Big Face Cuffed Knit Beanie is a soft, one-size-fits-most, skillfully woven beanie featuring detailed embroidery conveying Groot's expressive tree face. 

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Sorry, I got lost in those eyes for a second.

Anyway, this warm Groot hat for any and all species -- for any and all occasions -- also sprouts a protruding branch rendered in a soft, felt-like material; it's tipped with a finely stitched green leaf.

Oh, yeah. We jumped in head-first.