Made from 100% Cotton, this green t-shirt features that super-keen-neato Green Lantern Symbol!  As a Green Lantern, you've spent time creating green, hard-light "For Sale" signs and placing them in the front yard of your insane, geriatric neighbor's home.  It's funny to watch from outer space when strangers knock on her door wanting to see the place.  She mews like a cat, this woman.  Of course, you can't hang out in Earth's orbit all day looking at your neighborhood through a giant, green telescope!  As a Green Lantern, you have a space sector to protect and....well, you would like to be able to go home and use the garbage disposal without having her quack like a duck or throw plates at the wall!  Wear the t-shirt.  And it's ok to abuse the power a bit and create a giant, green squirrel to rummage through her garbage!